What does? Watching Sooty and Sweep with Lissi ^_^ Why were we watching porn? Meh - cause it was funny. I love this girl. XD
God dammmmmmmmmmmn guess who was up til half 3 in the morning again? Yeah, this pillock of course. Although I diiiid have a very good reason for this. KWEHHH I can't stop smiling!! Ahaha, feel free to guess, though I know there are many people going "omg FINALLY!" Including Lisa, who was getting up to date coverage of the main event until her fb chat fucked up and she went offline. She was horrified - she called me her personal soap opera lolz =3 But all is good in the Leah Land Warehouse (I am a warehouse now? Meh, whatever...)
REallyyyy regretted the late night chat when it came to 10 o'clock and I had to get up. Nooooo thanks uh ugh ugh. And the cleaner, as lovely as she is, was doing the hoovering. My head actually split open. Ugh. I do love wandering to uni with Amy and Alex - he was in a foul mood, as per always, so Amy and I did our best to cheer him up by singing 'Yesterday' as loud as we could. Out of tune (I did it to annoy him more) It worked - he buggered off at high speed. He came running back though when it started to rain and I got my boobrella out (That is NOT a slang name for any part of my body. UMBRELLA!)
Lisa was very excited to gossip this morning - I am loving a gossip in the morning. Amy's cry of "Sallie is fingering us over!" as we wandered over to the table made is all stop dead. O_O Lisa gave us some goooood gossip. This bloke whom we have named the resident paedo was banging one of Lisa's flatmates VERY LOUDLY. Apparantly he sounded like a pig/dinosaur. Actual rofl. Then said flatmate came walking over and started having a chat I burst out laughing and distracted myself with my m&ms (The crunchy ones.I hate Amy - she has got me addicted to the damn things. Well, a few of them. Whenever I get a packet she eats half. I don't hate her though - that is a lie.)
I may stop ending paragraphs with brackets soon. Maybe. And so - Dave killed us with his lecture. The video we were supposed to watch about offender profling was for some reason not ON said video. Instead we got to watch a few little clips of Top Gear (Which instantly caused me to loudly shout about how great I think Top Gear is and how it is totally hilarious - which is true, but I did it to make a point. Liss had told me of Fagface being a twat some more and saying how it was odd that Liss found it funny. When the others realised what I was doing they all joined in too ^_^)
The hideous 2 hour break between lectures was no where near as hideous as usual - we got to talking about sex, vibrators, anal beads... you know, pretty standard stuff when there's a Leah involved in the conversation. As everyone lovingly pointed out - I need to get laaaaaaaaaaid. I agree. ^_^ That I do. Getting laid is very much at the top of my list right now. Poor Alex - he left when we started, but after he came back Sallie also came back so we had to fill her in.
Sam had a go at killing us next. The tally took the piss completely today. Please Sam, learn some new words. Even worse? It was pouring with rain durin and so the walk back was hideous - spent most of the time squeaking and making odd noises as I discovered I had massive holes in my shoes. How did I find this out? An entire puddle entered my shoes at once. Ewwwwwwwwwwww! And on top of that, the water line on my jeans reached my knees. Hello pjs at 6 in the arvie ^_^
Soooo some soup and fb stalking, sorry, investigating later I was ready for some more movie magic with Hayley and Laura (Lissi was buggering off again. :P) Pocahontas - now another film I can add to my list of films I can't watch with a straight face. It was Hayley's fault - she mentioned that she used to like Thomas (te ginger one) as a kid. Meh. Laura said she used to like John Smith. Understandable. Me? I used to like Ben. The Sottish one. Because he was Scottish. Oh God not any more. I think my stepmother and William have successfully ruined the Scots for me. And poor Laura ended up being sat next to my washing bag. ¬¬
When Lissi got back at about 12 I ended up in the kitchen eating a whole tomato. I don't know - it was quick, didn't require any cooking or washing up and actually counts as one of my 5 a day. And also NOMMMMMM! Tomato ^_^ Although I don't think I liked it that much. I just did some sick :( And now feel very rough. Just in time for work tomorrow. Speaking of which, I am currently in the middle of writing my CV. Fuck this job! ARGH! I HATE KFC! I can't hack it! I'm through. As soon as I'm able to find another job I'm leaving. Don't get me wrong, I'm staying at the Lynn branch. For holiday work and that. But I'm through. I'm sick of it - hideous work conditions, shite 'pay' and on top of that, I get injured almost every shift I work Y life is going in a different direction completely. I need to get out now. Or I feel I will be stuck there after getting my degree and post grad (fingers crossed).
So hopefully I will be saying goodbye to the good ol' KFC stores. Goodbye, and of course, go fuck yourself!!
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