Sometimes I Feel Like Throwing My HANDS UP IN ZE AIR!!

I KNOW I CAN CONT ON YOU! That is a wonderful quote from Vladamir, aka Wagner. As soon as he came on screen (O_O) I screamed "OMG It's VLADAMIR!!" Vladamir is the definition of 'the sex' See? 'The Sex. Adjective. Meaning Vladamir. As in "Corrr, that bloke is totally VLADAMIR!!"' We watched the X Factor.. But anyway.

Lissi and I did some washing before I left, well, I say we did, but really Lissi did it and I just stood there. As per always, methinks. There were bugger all machines free until one finished and the owner didn't come and claim her items. We know it was a girl as, much to ?Lissi's amusement, she had the biggest bras in the known universe. Yes, bigger than mine. She had the lovely task of getting all her stuff out of the machine and putting it in a bag. I was assigned the task of writing an explanation note. I wasn't allowed to write 'p.s. Nice knockers ;)' on it :(

I was happily sat on the bus. Well, not happily as such. Was sehr frightened about getting lost. This man came and SAT next to me. H didn't just sit next to me, he SAT next to me! It was like he assaulted the seat with his arse. Even better? 2 youths, otherwise known as complete twats started heckling a girl as she got off the bus so as I went past I leaned down and hissed "A little growing up wouldn't go amiss!" Which was great. That is not the end. I then got stuck behind a man walking at -15 mph spreading himself all over the pavement. I eventually charged past him and promptly tripped up. The bus was still there. Excellent. What a hypocritical thing to do, Leah. Has a gold star.

I ate fooooooods! Sunday roast! NOM NOM NOM!!! And spent the evening watching hideous 'porn' films. Just don't ask - they were bloody hilarious! Jade and my aunt spent the entire night laughing, not at what we were watching, but at my laugh. It wasn't a laugh, it was more of a manly guffaw. Decided we are going out tonight, to pick up owls and that. ;)

Mega exciting stuff. Speaking of exciting stuff - KFC instatly hired me cause I am the only person who's ever worked there that can do more than one station. For The Win!!! I start on monday. I am meant to be cleaning my room right now, but am instead watching Mock The Week that I stole from Ben. Only for a bit though ^_^