EXTRA LARGE EXTRA DESIGNER CHAIR!!!

This is what I saw on my way to the bus stop. It was indeed extra large. Yes, it was extra designer. It was also extra hideous. It wouldn't have been out of place in P Diddy's living room, so why sell it in Derby? He doesn't live here. Anyways - does he even need furniture? Or does he just pay people to create furniture-esque shapes and sit on them, Bruno style? Why am I thinking so much in to this?!? O_O

I was planning on visiting my grandparents today, so I set an alarm for 12. I woke up 1 minute before the bugger went off. Um, gay?! ¬¬ Hayley helped me cook my super noodles properly. In a saucepan. They tasted of stuff! ^_^ Like, chicken stuff! Like they were meant to. Love it - even if the buggers did burn my hand... :( I watched the Powerpuff Girls, because I am such a cool kid. I'd forgotten how A) crap it actually is and B) how much it still makes me laugh. What am I, 6? It reminds me of the old days... sigh... when CArtoon Network had decent cartoons. A time when my dad let me name the car 'Chuggaboom' due to my TV addiction.

I had planned to get the bus to their house, armed with the knowledge that they live in Oakwood. It was actually amazing how many buses went to Oakwood at the same time - 6!!!!!!!!!!! Why do they need 6 buses going to the same place? WHYYYYYY?!? *ahem* It was pot luck that I got on a bus that took me where I wanted to go. I was rather terrified as we were on our way there - blatantly not as terrified as the group of people gathered by the side of the road around an unconscious youth. Woops. As soon as I saw somewhere I vaguely recognised I literally ran off the bus.

I knew this day would come, but I didn't know it would come so soon - My nan doesn't know who I am anymore. I was talking to my grandfather as she came down the stairs. She took one look at me and said "Oh, who are you?" "I'm Leah, Andrew's daughter? Your granddaughter?" "....Andrew doesn't have a daughter, only sons..." Although it's technically true, it was really painful to hear it from her. I know she can't help it, but I had to stop myself from crying. I was crying for real though 10 minutes later when my grandfather made me sit through a video about some old train building that had been turned in to a building for the college. I love my grandfather, but it nearly killed me.

We popped over to my dad's house to get his mail. i nicked some tuna from his cupboard and came in to the living room to be greeted by "Are you Andrew's wife or girlfriend?" O_O "Um no, his daughter." "HOW OLD ARE YOU?" "....18, nan." "Bit young for him..." "...That's why I'm his daughter." "Oh yes! You're Leah!" The worst part? She's been married to George for almost 70 years. She's forgotten who he is too.

Came back and sobbed at Lissi for a bit about it - I knew it would happen, but I didn't think it would happen so quickly. I love Lissi for putting up with me and giving me chocolate too ^_^ So danke chick, I really appreciate it :) Needed to drown my sorrows tbh, so it was off to Abi's for some drinking games. I told Adam of this and he got really worried, which was the definition of sweet. Phil and I did 1 shot every minute - hideous game... We lasted over an hour though, and even then we only stopped because we got bored and played I Have Never instead... ¬¬

I am very surprised we didn't have a few complaints over the course of the night - screaming Disney songs at the top of our lungs was fine, but then Abi and I watched Fushigi Yugi again and came out SCREAMING the opening song to compete with everyone else singing another song. We won. This was after 11, keep in mind. So we got lucky about the lack of complaints. I don't remember much after that, tbh O_O Although I remember Abi's mate James throwing me on the bed and knocking me out - TWAT. Having lots of dancing in the hallway, and then returning to Abi's room for more Fushigi Yugi. Laura came crashing in complaining we were all being antisocial, before promptly passing out on Abi's bed ahaha! For some reason I called Adam and made an ass of myself, of course, and then broke my phone. If only I'd broken it BEFORE I'd called and left a hideously long and embarassing message for him to look forward to. Anyone care to put me out of my misery?

After waiting about 15 YEARS for pizzas to get there, we had to walk Sophie back to St Christophers Court. We left a note on Laura's arm (¬¬) and waited on the wall nomming the pizza. It was then that we heard someone having VERY LOUD sex in the next flat. Phil's cries of 'GET IN THERE MY SON!' eventually made them stop. After what seemed like a 2375983 mile walk which included me grabbing a 'For Sale' sign and dragging it part of the way before leaving it in the middle of the pavement and a randomer joining us O____O we made it back to Peak Court. The security guard appreciated my cries of "Oh God, OH GOD!!" up at the sex window - I saw him coming (that's what she said) and promptly shut up. I didn't actually realise it was 4 in the morning.

The night ended with us all watching 2 Girls 1 Cup O___________________O Whyyyy? It was bad enough the first time - although the first time I watched it I hadn't drunk copious amounts of alcohol and didn't feel like throwing up the entire contents of my stomach on to a sleeping Laura. I'm sure she LOVED waking up just in time to watch a sickening porno. Poor girl... For some reason, I woke up at 8. I knew I had to get up early so I didn't miss the shops and that, but that took the piss ever so slightly. Up again at 12, which was a bit better. Although you know what wasn't better? The fucking weather!!

Entering the phone shop I was thinking 'If worst comes to worse, I would be better off if it was the sim card playing up.' Because it's me, it was the phone that was the problem. The guy literally said "... Oh. Your phone is slightly nackered." Bugger. That's a bit of a blow. I can not afford food now. Which sucks, but hopefully I will be nice and skinny by Christmas :) As I walked past Lissi's room she emerged and took one look at me before dying laughing. Charming haha - although I can't blame her. I looked like I'd been swimming, ffs!! I'm still soggy now.

Have been spending the time chatting to Lissi on fb chat, as we're both too lazy to just get up and go and talk to each other. I've got to go out again in a minute - Gracie Pops is ill so I said I'd go cheer her up. I'm good like that. Plus, it means I can has proper food that I don't have to 'cook' myself. I say 'cook' because I can't do that. MY new phone is nice, but the stupid arse behind the counter couldn't keep my old number for some bizzare reason, so I now have to do that hideous tedious "heeeyyyyyyyyyyy this is meeeee, give me your numbers..." thing, which is always awful. It really was typical that it would fucking break now - it's too far away from Christmas to ask for it for a present. Suckssss...

Speaking of sucks, am now going to get embraced by the arms of a massive storm cloud spitting out water like... well, I'll let you finish that one yourself ;)