This morning I was woken by Tim crashing in to the room followed by my dad screaming "WHY can't you take Tim bowling with him?" Even though Tim did no want to come and Ben to be organised it anyway. Trying not to be true to my Family's tradition of being late to our own funerals, I set off in a decent time. I was 30 mins early, much to Ben's hilarity and also annoyance. I got to meet his girlfriend, Shona, who is absolutely lovely and hilarious.
So then we went bowling, and the journey there was naturally hilarious, with my big smarmy head sat right in the middle in the back of the car blocking Ben's view of behind and He and Jade doing hilarious impressions of Japanese porn and us all very loudly crying 'I can't see you, but I bet you're all wearing SMASHING BLOUSES!!!'
I didn't get my hopes up vis a vis the bowling as I fail. I won the first game and came er... 2nd in the 2nd game ^^ Monsters Inc was just starting as we arrived, and we were there so long we watched all the trailers at the beginning, twice and the entire film and credits. Jade and myself were in absolute stitches the entire time, screaming about 'JUDGEMENT' being affected by the jagerbombs we purchased and putting our taywahs in each other's charbs.
Being dance machine stars, we decided to have a play, despite the fact that our judgement was very much slightly impaired. And the machine didn't work properly, so we had to do furious stamping to try and get it to register that we were even on it. We failed, though some random guys passing by very much enjoyed my jumping around. Pervs.
We are now currently sat with a couple of bottle o' booze and some funny/scary films - Death at a Funeral = lol and The Children is still just as weird. A gaming night is still to commence. Fucking YES!!
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