Who Was The Forgotten War Between? I've Forgotten.

Even though an Imperial war museum is hardly the setting for hilarities, it really is when you have a family like mine. I was in my element, especially in the hands on touchy feely part of the displays. I like getting my hands involved ;) It was me and G basically sprouting endless amounts of info about the displays, you didn't even need the boards. He specialises in aircraft and I'm more land warfare and the trenches and the Blitz ^^

He kept testing Tim, which was hilarious. He kept pointing at a certain type of jeep (that had an unfortunate name, tbh) and Tim kept screaming "That's a WILLY!!" by the end of the day, Mum and myself were pointing at anything, submarines, tanks, guns and (me) people and screaming "That's a willy, that is!!!" earning mum one of G's flounces. If They're holding hands and I take the piss out of him, which happens often, he basically throws her hand away and flounces off.

We walked about 5 miles, or so it seemed. Half way round mum was asking G if he was enjoying himself and he replied, very loudly and in an extremely high-pitched voice, "I AM enjoying myself! I've touched, stroked, poked, talked! I've come out with more than any of you have today!!" We caused us to clutch each other laughing, myself to fall to the floor and us both to dash to the 'latrines' to avoid physically wetting ourselves laughing. Another point that sent me flying to the floor was mum watching G walk down a slope, then immediately following him and falling down it.

We then saw one of the male museum staff members working on a plane wearing a school skirt and with lovely waxed leg and that I made in to G's new bum chum and chased him round the hangar doing 'spanky spank' hand motions ^^ Yup, I ran. G ran straight in to a group of Japanese tourists, and coped by loudly crying out "MANGA!! ANIME!!! LEAH HELP ME!!!"

And mum proved she's about 4 years old - we were discussing how to make fudge.

Leah: It's just sugar and water isn't it?
G: well yeah, and a little vinegar. You can add whatever you want to flavour it. Vanilla, chocolate...
Mum: *completely deadpan* Poo....
Yup, I ended up on the floor again

We nommed Chish and fips in Wisbech on the way back home, during which mum told me we were going to go to KFC. In Lynn. I can't escape!!! and then the car died, about 5 miles from home. We had to walk the rest of the way. Cross country. In the dark. Fuuuuuuun, especially when a van of pikies came hacking down the road but practically stopped to look at us, probably deciding whether or not to attack us. Eventually they moved on. G said it was because I had my boobs out. Thank God I wear slutty clothes, eh? I must say though that my hips began to ache after a few miles, I have a very swingy hip thing when I walk.

I don't hold out much hope for G's car though. If the engine worked I'd doubt it would be there in the morning, although they'd probs find a way to move the damn thing. I'm not being stereotypical about them, but the ones down our way, the ones diving said van are famous down our way. They've nearly run Chris over, practically run me off the road about 4 times and stolen several dogs and burnt out a few cars. Chris ran off when they drove past - Tim had been saying that the Marsh monster was coming to get him and Chris shat himsef (He's 12 ffs!!!) but the thing that sent him over the edge was me saying that the Creeper was hiding in the crops, Chucky and a Leprechaun were hiding in the bushes and Freddy, Jason, Leatherface and Hellraiser were riding around in the van. Twas an interesting end to the day, to be sure to be sure... ^^