Social... Bumble Bee Buzz Buzz ^^

Yes, I am aware that the saying is 'socail butterfly', but butterflies don't buzz, do they? No. So shush. But anyway - 4 and a half hour trip home today, so up niiiiiiiiiiace and early, but with my lower limbs missing due to them freezing off in the middle of the night. We popped over to see the Angel of the North, and I commented that he had huge feet, so we got excited and giggly for about 5 seconds until SExy pointed out that it was a woman due to the presence of boobs bigger than even mine...

I then nipped up the road to visit David and his family, who were bbqing it up in a field near my house. I had a lovely time chatting to them all about my plans for later that night, much to David's horror. I drove a tractor too and managed to not crash i. Even though there was nothing to crash in to. It was so cool! Although I struggled a bit with the clutch, as it took a lot to push it down. I dug a very deep hole for myself afterwards by commenting that I struggled with the CRUTCH because it was hard. I then asked if they would like to join me in the hole...

Popping up to Lynn I discovered that my dim headlight is now completely gone, so I spent the journey shitting myself about being pulled over again, which was fuelled by the cop car RIIIIIGHT up my arse the entire way there. Gettting lost on the way to Sarah's was fun, especially when I saw Jadeles driving the other way and us both almost running over the same cat.

ANN SUMMERS PARTY BOIIIIIIIII! Oh. My. God. It was awesome! I won the first game of the night - I took my bra off from under my top and cardy before everyone else, so I scarred everyone with the hideous lack of braness and then couldn't get the damn thing on again :/ and I failed at ripping the shape of a penis out of a piece of paper behind my back, but never mind. Won some lovely lubes and karma sutra cookie cutters on the raffle. And a little pressie for myself, if you catch my meaning haha. Jade and I fell in love with a certain vibrator when we were in the store while I was visting. Make the link.

Had a little bonding sesh with mum and G, during which mum and G both spazzed about my new toy, mum nicked my catalogue and ate my chocolate penis ( :( ) We discussed Porn and laughing about programmes from the Sex Ed show. I then concluded the night by putting one of G's socks over Chelsea's head. Don't ask. It was hilarious, and obvously isn't on par with that woman who put a cat in a bin. ¬¬

Anyways, gonna go to bed now, got more bum love coming my way tomorrow in the form of my cousins coming to visit ^^